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7 hail-mary's

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A man sits into a confession box and said,”forgive me father for I had sex with my wife’s sister. The priest said, “say 7 hail-Mary’s for forgiveness. Next week the man sits again and confesses having sex with her other sister. The priest says, triplets? Yes says the man. The priest said, “say 7 hail-Mary’s” Next week the man says,”forgive me father for I had sex with all remaining sisters. The priest says, “quintuplet, holy shit, an orgy! The man said, “say 7 hail-Mary’s for swearing in church

Submitted on March 07, 2020


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